So you have been learning Polish for a while now, and you are thinking that you are the king of Poland and that you can go out there and start talking in Polish with locals, start flirting with beautiful Polish girls or handsome boys … Well my friend, today I will test your skills! and I will see if you are familiar with the most weird (and at the same time: funny) Polish idioms.

Polish Language

Polish language is one of the most difficult languages to learn! It is believed that on average a person must study Polish for 5 years to become fluent! When you start learning Polish, sometimes you want to cry because after some classes you will not be able to say even simple word or  phrases in this language. I can tell you now, that it is possible to learn Polish but you need to study a lot and don’t get desperate when you are not able to pronounce crazy Polish phrases that look like a tongue-twister like ‘cieszę się, że się cieszysz’.

Let’s start this Polish crazy quiz! Please share your score in the comments section, I am curious how many of you know these weird Polish expressions.

Warning: some of them will just seem hilarious to you.

Note: The quiz has 15 questions and there is just one correct answer per question!

Good Luck!

Take the quiz now!


Mexican blogger living in Poland


  1. Helen Riviera Reply

    This was fun! I got 2 wrong. “Jedzie mi tu czolg” and the fly in the nose (crabby) one. Never heard either one of them! I didn’t do to bad. Being first generation American, Polish was my only language until I was 5. As a teenager I refused to speak it and now am taking classes to increase my Polish language skills. I guess its called “coming full circle.” Thanks for your posts! I really enjoy them!

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